How to get Microsoft Visual Basic (first one, not sixth)

First, let me tell you if you do not have Windows this will not work...and I have the newest version of Windows and it worked for me, so if you have an older version of Windows, don't blame me if this won't work. And, if you have Mac or any other software that isn't Windows, this will not work for you. Without further do, here's how to do it in 2 simple steps!
1. Open up Microsoft Word.
2. Press Alt and F11 at the same time. Then Visual Basic (VB) pops up! ***DON'T "X" OUT MICROSOFT WORD. IT WILL "X" OUT VISUAL BASIC, TOO.*** Here's a picture: